my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
do you ever buy headphones/earphones that make like really awesome sound quality but they’re really uncomfortable???
The great thing about music is it did not save your life
It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life
That’s the beauty of music
This is probably the most important thing I have read in the last 3 years of my life, thank you to whoever posted this.
The life of a chronic tsunface >(
can girls hide things in their vaginas
see that’s the secret is that there’s no such thing as periods, it’s just that every month the uterus cleans itself of all the blood left over from the bodies. more blood=more bodies so light flow=you may no have met your dead body quota this month & heavy flow=damn girl calm down and leave some victims for the rest of us dayummm
congrats now you know the secret
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
people who still follow you even though you’ve switched fandoms like 9 times
seriously lol how do you guys put up with me????
ive been wearing a pushup bra for the past hour and let me tell you it is not doing its job. i dont feel like doing a single pushup.
do you ever just read something so ridiculous in a fic that you physically