turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary

do you ever buy headphones/earphones that make like really awesome sound quality but they’re really uncomfortable??? 

mexicanscanbreak2:

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

The great thing about music is it did not save your life

It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life

That’s the beauty of music

This is probably the most important thing I have read in the last 3 years of my life, thank you to whoever posted this.

nargyle:

The life of a chronic tsunface >(

nargyle:

The life of a chronic tsunface >(

darkshadows713:

meladoodle:

oomshi:

can girls hide things in their vaginas

dead bodies

see that’s the secret is that there’s no such thing as periods, it’s just that every month the uterus cleans itself of all the blood left over from the bodies. more blood=more bodies so light flow=you may no have met your dead body quota this month & heavy flow=damn girl calm down and leave some victims for the rest of us dayummm

congrats now you know the secret

onedirectioncutefacts:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

c2ndy2c1d:

biznasties:

people who still follow you even though you’ve switched fandoms like 9 times

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seriously lol how do you guys put up with me????

buttermilkdad:

ive been wearing a pushup bra for the past hour and let me tell you it is not doing its job. i dont feel like doing a single pushup.

mishasassbutt:

do you ever just read something so ridiculous in a fic that you physically
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